ENJOY YOURSELF

ENJOYING YOURSELF? I would.

How? I would like to relax and enjoy myself but I don’t know how.

The truth is there is no ‘how’ to enjoying yourself

You just go ahead  - and do it without plan and without thought.

Children enjoy themselves without planning

They do it spontaneously. Follow their example and I guarantee that you will not fail to have a Good Time.

THIS IS LAGOS

Open your eyes – pam, pam, pam

Open your mouth – pam, pam, pam

Hold your handbag

Watch your wallet

Hold your nose – the smell is bad

Ojuelegba, Isale Eko; pam, pam, pam

Environmental – This is Lagos

Sanitation Exercise – This is Lagos

Odd/Even Number – This is Lagos

'Wetin you carry' – This is Lagos

The Greatest Poison

The greatest killer poison today is not what is contained in bottles, jars, cartons, cans, celluloid containers but what is bottled up in our fears, worry, anger, frustration, jealousy, hatred   - Adetoro

Lending a helping hand to those in difficulty and need is the most effective way of stretching up our praying hands to God.  - Adetoro

When a speaker confidently asks the audience to lend him their ears, he should be courteous enough not to fill their listening ears wityh verbal garbage. - Adetoro

The triune rule is of God the love, Light and Law.  - Adetoro

Most Nigerians (myself included) carry a heap of inferiority which we wrongly imagine can be considerably decorated with massive epaulettes  of chieftaincy titles honouring us with professional and religious conferments to show off to people. - Adetoro

THE SUCCESS PHILOSOPHY OF AN AKOKA SEPTUAGENARIAN

Man wants to achieve success

God wants us to make progress

1.       Start the day with a prayer

2.       Keep still and well attuned

3.       State the problem you have

4.       Compile and arrange the data you require

5.       Are they complete?

6.       Are they directly or indirectly or not at all necessary –even if they are interesting

7.       Draw your Bow of Effort to the count of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 or 7

Shoot through all